2010 Tokeneke Classic Race Report - Cat 3 

Despite the fact that Patrick raced on Saturday at the Concord Crit (and failed to properly fill out the team name on his registration), I guess I’m up next to write a race report. The Tokeneke Classic has been a staple of the New England calendar for a while now, and you can read all about it on their website. The important take-home is 66 miles, 6600 feet of climbing, and with a few brief exceptions, Roads that are certainly both Sweet and Open.

That said, the course isn’t really for the pure climber. The climbs never stop coming, but there are two solid “rest-up” descents, including a long, open one that can run upwards of 50 mph leading into the final 2.2mi, 5% grade climb. It’s really more of an endurance contest than a test of wattage/mass. 

Like most races that have been around a while, it’s a pretty tight ship. Organizers did commit minor violations of III, X, (and possibly VIII), but the resulting inconveniences were not significant. Parking’s a bit far from reg, but it’s a bike race—put on your helmet and ride it. Swag was decent—gel, electrolyte pills, and some bottles I couldn’t find (possibly lost due to honor system distribution), all from Hammer Nutrition.

Got reg’d, pinned up, checked out the new finish (just past the peak of the climb, rather than on it) which I think is pretty cool, and went to the start line. Realized they were running ~10 min behind, hit the bathroom again, and rolled out. Course begins with a fairly long downhill broken by occasional risers, and people went slowly, minus one hero from umpteen-man squad Cheshire Cycles, who took off solo.

Plenty of jokes about “when do we go off neutral”, but after crossing the dam, chatter stopped abruptly. The first climb on Beach Rock Road, short, not too steep, but full of wrecked pavement, was a nice wake-up call, and despite idiotically battling up the windy side to get forward just before it, I felt pretty good. But when we kept the hard pace over the next few climbs, I’ll admit it made me nervous, and because I needed more problems, I dropped a bar trying to feed during a relaxation of pace. 

Things got even worse for me on the big descent, which I usually find myself riding up on training rides. It’s repaved and smooth, but there are little stutter-waves on the pavement along center of the road; the sort of thing you’d never notice at 12 mph, but that can shake you up a bit at 50—especially when dudes are cutting across the yellow line to get past you. 

Finally got to the bottom, feeling a bit sheepish about how wimpy I’d taken the descent, but also confident that I could make the places back up as things strung out on the climb—except that they didn’t. With a mixture of disappointment (more selective means better for me) and relief (46 more miles of hard pace would be, well, really hard) the pack sat up a bit, and we climbed shoulder to shoulder—minus a Targettraining guy who rode past about 20 people a good yard over the yellow line. 

Second lap went pretty much the same as the first, but definitely felt a little nervousness creeping into the pack before climbs. Fortunately, the section through East Barkhamsted is a pretty regular staple of my training (I’m based out of Hartford) and I just sat on the freshly-laid right side curb—sure enough, as we hit the dam, a gap opened, and I slid right up to the front—even with a disabled RV appearing in the right shoulder.  

We hit the stairstep climbs with some effort once again, finally catching the early solo break, but it just isn’t steep enough to open gaps. I even took a few turns when the suffering seemed highest, but there was just no way to get separation—too many people meant too many opportunities to close gaps. I rode the descent much more confidently, this time taking the right-hand side, but once past the low point, the final climb deteriorates very badly on that side of the road, and I had to give up a few wheels working my way back into the pack.

A little over a KM from the lap/finish, one of the guys driving the race made an attack. I saw it, thought about jumping on it, but decided I might be able to get up there with a little less effort. One or two riders bridged, most fell back, and a gap opened just ahead of the wheel in front of me—which just so happened to be the line-hopping Targettraining guy from earlier. 

I stayed behind him for a good while—why stop him from eating the wind?—and even tried to psych him up, joking that he’d probably get across easier if there were a yellow line to jump. That got a look back, but no uptick in tempo, so as a Nor’East guy surged across, I lept onto his wheel. We were a group of about 12, and even got a bit of a paceline going, but there was never any serious separation, and everyone sat up on the easy portions at the front of the final lap.

After that climbing effort, though, I was starting to get some real fierce stomach cramps, and things were definitely getting dark around the edges upstairs (too bad about dropping that bar earlier). But the weather had been surprisingly cloudy and cool, even some droplets, and with solid hydration, I was feeling—minus the belly pain and tunnel vision—pretty good.

I again passed the Beach Rock Road test, plowing a lone furrow through the potholes and pinecones to the right of the road. The successive climbs felt less good, and even through the legs were still solidly there, I drifted back to save a match or two.  The ref, who’d neutralized us earlier for a break, came through to slow us again, for another 2-man Masters escape. Not sure the slowdown—vs. just parking himself at the front—was necessary, given how much faster they were going, but I generally trust the discretion of the moto. Generally.

A few minutes later, the ref brought the pace down again, hard enough to elicit angry shouts of “slowing” and a squeal from the breaks of a few brave carbon-rimmed souls who refused to put on cork pads. I could not believe my race-blurred eyes when a pack of ~20 Masters, moving at a speed negligibly faster than our own, rolled by.  

I’ll assume that, that as a bigger field, we were stringing out on the hills, our tail slowing significantly in comparison to their head on each stair-step. But this was insanity: we’re moments displaced from a 50 mph+ descent, 40-strong, young and invincible with nothing to live for, all together, all fighting for the win. There’s maybe 20 of them, their podium is up the road, and they have day jobs and children—and the ref thinks they’ll go faster than us?

But hey—the descent, if stressful, is a full aerobic rest, whether we do it at 50 or 15. If he keeps us neutral all the way down, the Masters will get enough gap and we can contest the finish without our fields colliding in a catastrophic mess. Sure, some guys will catch back on who’d have been otherwise out of it, but they’ll be too charred from chasing to factor. 

Yet again, though, the moto ref let me down. As soon as the master’s were past, he let us run, full tilt, to the bottom the hill, chomping at their 35+ heels the whole way. After crossing the bridge, we were on them—surely now they would be neutralized to let us pass?

No. Moto ref man hung there, silent, saying nothing, giving no instruction. Was he waiting to DQ people for crossing the yellow? For illegally drafting the Masters 35+ riders? For disobeying some other order lost to fog of war? I sat in, cranking threshold and waiting for something, anything, until I practically ran into a wall of huffers and puffers with 300s pinned to their backs.

By the time it became clear I could safely get to racing, I’d lost the front of our field in the chaos, riders were smeared out along what seemed like the full length of the climb, and any hope of any respectable placement was utterly lost. I just started cussing quietly and cranking forward as quick as I could.

I wasn’t fresh as a daisy when I crossed the line—allegedly in 28th, :56 seconds back, but who can effing tell—but I had plenty left to give (I was much faster up the climb on the second lap than the finish) and I’m highly skeptical about being “st” with anyone—Green Line Kyle had a couple bike lengths on me, and the last rider I passed was a Master with a clean set of wheels. 

That’s racing, it happens, and the truly strong riders on the day probably weren’t hindered by it. That said, for my entry fee, the man on the motorcycle is there to avoid these problems, not to create them. He may have adhered, verse-and-chapter, to the USCF guidelines for referees (I honestly have no idea—that seemed to be the gist of the official I talked to afterwards) but that still doesn’t mean he did it right. The jury’s there for rulebook pedantry; the ref’s job is to control the race.

I am happy to report that after bringing up the issue in a calm, respectful fashion following the race, the officials were very receptive and understanding, and seemed like they took the feedback to heart for their post-race meeting. Likewise, the race organizers were happy to hear what I had to say—it’s a problem that they’ve occasionally encountered before, but they’re always working on new ways to try and avoid it next time. 

It’s easy to get caught up in the negatives when things go pear-shaped, but outside the finish, it was 64 miles of satisfyingly tough (if not tactically taxing) effort. In the occasional moments spent not focusing on the wheel in front of me, I even got to enjoy some nice (if ever-more-familiar) scenery, and never really felt at risk of getting dropped. Better, I suppose, to be without good luck than good legs.

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Tour of the Catskills 2010 - Men’s Cat 3 Report

So let’s kick this off with “High 5 (Rock the Catskills)”, from Beck’s multiplatinum 1996 release Odelay. While the Men’s Cat 3 contingent didn’t exactly do that, the chaotic, freewheeling tune somehow fits (and lets me test audio posts).

Prologue - Uphill, not steep, and shorter than I like. Time trials with 7 out of 10 legs are awful; you’re good enough to hurt, but you know you’re not going fast enough. Better to have no form, do it at tempo, and save your legs/the agony. Plus the holder dropped me at the start because holders are stupid and shouldn’t exist outside match sprints. If I had it to do again, I’d go easier on the first pitch and use aerobars. 

I was 26th, 42” back. Matt was 22nd, a few seconds faster (not dropped by holder). Paul’s doping therapeutically-approved inhaler was apparently out of juice and he was all full of mucous, causing him to finish further back.

Stage 1 - The Catskill Epic [info] - So with Matt leading the team on GC, Paul sprinting decently, and me categorically unafraid of anything, we hatch the plan to put me into the early move to chase KOMs, help on the climbs if caught, and lead out Paul if it comes together at the flattish finish. Matt’s job is basically to just chill with the leaders.

Getting into the break was no problem—biggest hurdle was that the organizers never announced when the race went live. Two surges later, I’m in a group of three, with a fourth coming across. Make-up looked pretty good: one dude clearly holding on for dear life, one stronger, bigger dude, me, and someone who might be trouble. 

Pack was a little hesitant to let us go, but once we hit the first decent and got the 11s spinning, we pulled the margin out to nearly two minutes. The group was working equitably, but Mr. Might-Be-Trouble was being a bit of a pain, accelerating into his pulls and showing no guile about his strength. I re-shuffled the order with a contrived energy bar fumble to get off his wheel in the rotation and onto the bigger guy’s.

Coming into the foot of the climb, I’m getting pretty sick of big ring/sit on over the rollers, and ready to settle into a steady climbing tempo. Sadly, my rear shift cable snapped on the final descent before the climb, and 39/11 was definitely too stiff to get up that hill. I asked a cop for a screw driver (nope), tried to wedge a stick into the derailleur (spring in the way), and was forced to hike up the hill while waiting for the field and the wheel van (which had not gone with the break).

The high limit spring cranked all the way in got me to the 19t cog, which was at least rideable. I also got the welcome news that the time cut was a full 40%, meaning I should be in without too much trouble. A few minutes later, Paul rolled along—mucous and a nature break had put him off the back—but with a full set of gears, he dropped me pretty quick. 

I fell in with another Cat 3 and rode with the occasional Cat 4 gruppetto, making awkward transitions between spinning out and grunting over the mid-race climbs and descents. Finally made it back to reasonably steady grades, but five miles from the line I drilled a rock that flatted my rear wheel. I unclipped, popped open my bailout Coke, and began walking, pretty sure I could still finish in time.

A few minutes later, a passer-by saw me an offered a tube. Far be it for me to speak ill of a Good Samaritan, but the guy was maybe not the most technically-savvy cyclist in the world. His pump was Schrader, his tube was Presta, and, while he did have some sort of valve adaptor, it was the size of a .44 shell and not suitable for the task at hand. When he went to the CO2 cartridge, the valve stem snapped in half.

The botched service did let me at least see that my rim had been totalled by the rock, so I was now back on the bike, rumbling along at 9mph, when a second, much more competent-looking spectator (named Darren, maybe?) came past. I warned him that pretty much everything I touched was turning to manure today, but we got a fast change done, and he got a fast tow back toward Windham. 

Unfortunately, the rock had also shredded the bead of my tire, and just over a mile from the line, the tube wormed its way through the weak spot and popped. So I crossed the line doing about 12mph, stuck in a single gear, on ruined rubber and ruined metal, some 47 minutes back. Ahead, Matt had lost contact on the climb, and inexplicably waited for Paul (not enough hazing, clearly)—who rightly chewed him out for it. 

Oh, and Mr. Might-Be-Trouble from the break? He took both KOMs and finished 3rd in the field sprint.

Stage 2 - The Mountaintop Classic [info] - So with everything pretty much gone wrong, and Matt needing penance, we decide to put him, ostensibly our best climber, in the break and hope for the best.

His first efforts to get clear were a bit early, since a KOM at six miles and an antsy KOM leader (refused to let any breaks go and then attacked to take it a KM out) kept the pace very high early. But tired legs began showing on the descent after the climb, and some gaps began opening. I spun around looking for him, and just after a regroup, a bigger guy powered off the front. 

I went to the right side of the road, and with Matt on my wheel, drove straight to the front and set a false tempo as the Freshman attacked and bridged across. The GC was pretty tight, so there was lots of nervousness toward the front, with little groups attacking/surging, but I and the Race Leader did some decent work regulating, and after two riders bridged, the break was clear. Nice to see that, with everything else that went wrong, my escape sense was still solid. 

The gap was pretty small (45”) until we hit the descent. Right at the top, an armada of the tiniest dudes in the race came to the front, and I inserted myself into all the attractive spaces you might use to pass them. End result was a pace ~10mph slower than yesterday’s effort from the break and a big gap at the bottom.

By this point, I was beginning to feel a bit beat from all the chasing/false tempo/wind eating, so I rolled back into the field and ate some bars. Effort was pretty low for a while (126 bpm), but after we went through the feed zone, people started setting serious tempo, lining out the field along the roads leading into the decisive Devil’s Kitchen climb. 

My legs weren’t feeling great, but out of pride/principle, I tried to get up to the front of affairs going into the climb, and just couldn’t reintegrate myself into the paceline properly. I settled into the clump behind the single-file section again (planning to ride the climb to finish, anyway), but as we hit the final corner before the climb, the race leader just up and slid out on some gravel.

I had a great view of it, and it just seemed like a freak accident—he was at the front, had a clear view of the road, didn’t touch any wheels as far as I could see, and just tilted a little too far/stood a little too soon. No one else went down, though he looked pretty staken, though not seriously injured, when I rolled gingerly by. 

There was no immediate stop, but people definitely rode easily afterwards. If he’d been quick about it—back on bike first, injury assessment later—rejoining wouldn’t have been a hassle. I voiced moderate support for waiting (because I had a rider in the break), but the pace slowly worked its way back up as the climb loomed. 

The KOM leader touched off hostilities before the climb even began. I talked to him after the Stage 1, and he seems like a nice guy, but damn if he isn’t all power, no savvy. Matt was reeled in on the first pitch (though apparently, part of the break stayed away) and once I passed Paul a few minutes later, the SweetOpenRoads.com p/b The Bike Hub mantle was on my shoulders.

The Devil’s Kitchen was as-promised. Very steep sections with painfully clear visibility, connected by not-as-steep sections with no view up the road. I rode conservatively, and with a little more on the line/better position, probably would have ridden the flatter sections, where lots of people rest, much harder. Also, the climb is pretty much done 1km from the top. Yes, it still goes up, but at <5% grades. 1KM is your cue to start hammering again.

Finish is a blast. I fell in with a NYAC rider who was a righteous slab of beef and a skinnier guy from Landry’s/Minuteman and we ripped it up chasing on the descent. I really would have liked an 11, and started cramping a bit, but it was still fun. Even got a tailwind on home stretch. I came to the front at 500m, trying to compensate for a few missed pulls earlier, and lost a few seconds as NYAC-dude sprinted against a shelled Master’s rider. I was 33rd, toward the tail end of the preliminary results. Paul finished in the next group, and Matt rolled in a few minutes later.

While things didn’t go well, at all, for any of us, the Tour of the Catskills was still a blast. Yes, the courses are hard, but that’s kind of the point.  Plus, with no true mountain-top finishes, there’s plenty of ability for savvy rouleurs to keep up in the stage/GC hunt.  I’m excited to come back next year with better luck and better gears (11-28 MTB cassette) for Devil’s Kitchen.

Oh, and despite a noble effort from another rider on the final stage, I retained my position as lanterne rouge on GC by a solid five minutes. 

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Catskill Epic Cat 4 Race Report

Saturday’s race was the 51.7 mile Catskill Epic over a hilly course in upstate New York with just under 5000ft. The race started off at a fairly pedestrian pace with a small break dangling off the front of the field. Things remained the same through the day’s big descent, which only resulted in the catch of the break.

That’s when all hell broke loose. While flying down a short descent, the pack rounded a turn to find 5 riders on horseback in the middle of the road. Somehow, the pace car had disappeared off the front with a small group of riders who decided it would be fun to attack through the horses. The field was forced to come to a complete stop.

Thankfully, no one was seriously injured by the spooked horses, although there were some close calls. The field decided to neutralize itself so all the riders could make it past the horses safely, and then racing resumed about a mile before the big climb of the day.

I decided it would be a good idea to attack up the first pitch, and proceeded to blow up and get dropped, leading to a miserable rest of the day. I completely cracked and managed to finish in 40th, 11 minutes in change back with another rider who was kind enough to pull me the last few mile.

Jake had a great race finishing 10th. He managed to maintain a steady pace on the day’s major climb and took some big pulls in his chase group, which eventually caught the first chase group with 3 miles to go. Only 2 guys who were part of the attack through the horses group managed to stay away.

Darrell finished a few minutes behind me after stopping to help a cramping rider who was also out of contention. Hopefully, the 60 mile road race Sunday will yield some more results for the team.

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2010 Tour of the Hilltowns Race Report

Cat 3 Men

I suppose I better write this up before we get all busy with things this weekend. Hilltowns is a tough road race, 56 miles, East Hawley Road in the middle of things and a not especially pleasant series of uphills over the final few miles. I’ve done it twice before (‘03 and ‘04) as a Cat 4, with no noteworthy results. 

This was my first race with SweetOpenRoads.com p/b The Bike Hub, and for the first 20 miles (netting ~1000ft of descent with a few rough pavement patches), my primary objective was to keep teammate and under-hazed freshman rising sophomore Matt Nichols well-positioned and out of trouble. 

It was an easier task than anticipated, both because Matt kept himself situated pretty well, and because the pack was steady (relatively speaking) on their bikes. There were more than a few flats, but I only heard about a small crash or two, and even then, after the race. A break of two did get clear early—something about which Matt expressed concern on the run-in to East Hawley road—but I was certain that if the four miles of climbing didn’t get them, the next thirty of wide state highways and unyielding headwind would. 

I was third wheel making the turn onto East Hawley road, and kept near the front until the Town Line sign before settling into a more-or-less threshold effort. People tend to over-race this climb, but with no KOM prime, a pretty tame descent and a long way to the finish line, no sense to burn more matches than necessary here.

Matt went by me as someone accelerated, and I told him not to get too excited. He responded by throwing up “the horns”—have I mentioned that he hasn’t been hazed enough?—and danced away with the rest of the leaders. I watched the action, but made no real effort to close gaps except on the flatter sections.

East Hawley’s a “pretty humbling stretch of pavement”, to borrow a quote from PVB, but you can save time with your brain—direct sunlight softens dark asphalt patches, it’s worth the extra effort to cut up the steep inside lines on the corners, and your watts go a lot further on the flatter sections at the top.

I took a quick peak over my shoulder on the last little rise and saw a group coming up—one guy even called me out by name, recognizing the Cyclocosm logos on the kit. I eased off a touch and hopped onto their pace line; I think we swelled to about 12-15 by the time we were descending in earnest, but the co-operation was pretty ugly. One BCA guy in particular seemed to think he could best serve his interests by attacking and then sitting 50 meters ahead of the rest of the group.  

I’m guessing we were the second major group on the road. I—along with plenty of other riders—put in some good-faith pulls to bring us back to the field, but once the main field got in sight, I went to the back and sat on. There’s only so much help another rider would have been in the mess driving our group anyway. 

Regrouped, I checked in with Matt and told him to eat an energy bar. I also tried to gather info on the race situation—2/3 guys were away, and Kissena guy was incensed that I wasn’t chasing. I tried to explain the rigors awaiting the escapees over the next 25 miles, but he was having none of it, got angry and attacked. 

Matt asked me how my sprint was feeling, but I wasn’t so sure it would come to that. After a few more miles of just rolling through and taking easy turns, we decided it was time to get after this in earnest, so I rolled up to the front and cranked things up a notch. I thought I’d gone into the pacesetting pretty gradually, but I ended up getting a gap, so I eased off, and then re-upped the tempo as the group got in contact. 

Not sure how long the pull I took was, but it felt pretty good, and seemed to get some other guys motivated. Matt even got into the effort a little bit—perhaps unnecessarily—and I told him we shouldn’t do any more work now that the break was back in sight; the pack, collectively, would close things down. 

A few miles later, probably 47 into the race, I started discussing endgame strategy with Matt, and we came to the conclusion that it would be good to hit the first pitch (about 6 miles from the end)  with the field lined-out to reduce things to a small group battle as soon as possible; the intention being to drop teammates who were just hanging on to the tail of the group to give us a numerical advantage as the final attacks/counters played out.

Once again I went to the front and steadily dieseled up the tempo, and once again, I looked over my shoulder to see a pretty enormous gap. Despite not being able clear it with the team car, I dropped it a few cogs in the back and took off, trying to get a few of the sweeping corners between myself at the field. 

As they were just getting out of sight, I noticed a Rhino Bike Works guy who’d put in some good turns earlier was also clear of the field and closing on me. I didn’t wait (I didn’t need to) and we shared the work pretty evenly up to the first pitch of the climb, were it became clear he was going up hill a bit faster than I. 

I debated going red to hold his wheel as long as possible, but went instead with riding a pace I knew I could hold through the steep section; I’d be able to open up more time (or lose time more slowly) on the flatter pitches toward the top anyway—especially with Matt back in the group, making a mess of things in any would-be pace lines.

Once off the steeper first pitch, I fell into a pretty good rhythm, just over threshold, moshing away and keeping the Rhino guy in sight. I checked over my shoulder only once, on the on the sole descent of the last few miles and—surprisingly—saw no one. It started to rain on the last pitch, and as I came inside the final KM, I was pretty sure it was going to work out. 

Sadly, it did not. The course ends with a 180 turn at roughly 200m to go, and as I lined up for that corner, I could hear the hiss of tires on the wet road behind me. I wasn’t overwhelmed by the realization, though, and managed to grab a good wheel as the sprint kicked off. Unfortunately, and for reasons I don’t entirely comprehend, I came off that wheel and slowly bled places until I finally crossed the line in 8th.  

It’s tough to feel bad about that finish in a race this hard, especially going into the day as a worker. But it’s also tough to know that I could have stayed clear for second with a bit more luck, or sprinted to a possible Top 5 if I’d kept my head on straight. Still, plenty more results for the team to look forward to with Matt, Paul Salipante and myself all riding well coming into Tour of the Catskills.

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